A Day in the Life of a Sjoggie

Wake up
Slather on lip balm
Apply prescription corticosteroid cream to numerous dry patches of skin
Apply lotion
Use eye drops
Apply more lip balm
Raid your cupboard "pharmacy" and take multiple morning pills (hey I'm down to 5 in the morning!)
Eat breakfast
Apply more lip balm
Take morning nap
Wake up
Eye drops
Apply more lip balm
Second application of corticosteroid cream
Liberally apply lotion
Do some household chores
Eat lunch
Eye drops
Refill humidifier
Apply more medicated lip balm
Another lotion application
Heat up TheraPearl eye mask
Put mask on and take an afternoon nap
Wake up
More eye drops
Apply more lip balm and lotion
Do assorted mom/wife jobs like check grades online, verify homework, cook dinner, ferry kids around
Take shower
Apply In-Shower lotion
After shower apply more corticosteroid cream
Apply more lotion and lip balm
Put ointment in eyes
Go to bed
Repeat ad nauseum

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